Penny Pinkerton Paints the Town

Chapter 6 

Thursday 29th August

7:02am – Lying in the Castle of Penny

Woke up to Mother Dearest on the phone to Grandma…

Mother Dearest: ‘Oh Mum, the internet is such a dangerous place. I just don’t know how it happened! One minute I was looking for poems about jungle animals for the children and the next minute, ELEPHANT PORN! EVERYWHERE!

I suspect this must be one of Grandma’s proudest parenting moments…

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